Whoa, OGN readers will definitely want to check this out! We’ve discovered a special offer that video game enthusiasts will be turning to: any video game at any price is inherently amazing value because video games are great.
That’s right, gamers! When it comes to games, money is basically not an issue because video games are so fun and awesome that they’re a bargain no matter what the cost.
Whether you’re spending $60 on the latest Switch and PS5 titles, a few bucks on popular indie games like Stardew Valley, or even five grand on a rare, vintage Gauntlet cartridge for the Atari 2600, they’re all mid-priced, average below what they’re worth when you consider they’re video games, and video games are thrilling, and there’s no price at which that ceases to be true.
Grab 2019’s Shadow Of The Tomb Raider, priced at $19.99. This is a very good price for a video game. But it could also cost $8 million or $700 or $3 or even $17,000, and that would still be an amazing deal considering you now own a new video game. It’s a video game you can play, by the way.
Remember gamblers, possessions are fleeting, but the joy of playing is eternal, so go into debt, sell your car, empty your bank account, take out a second mortgage on your house or just spend a few hundred dollars a year on video Games. It does not matter. As long as you acquire more and more video games, month after month, for the rest of your life, you are enjoying this incredible opportunity to own the absolute miracle that is video games.
And, hey, if you find yourself without a home or a place to sleep because of all the amazing gaming experiences you’ve purchased, you can always haul your video game collection to the local YMCA, taking along all the armfuls of consoles and case of games which you guys can snatch from the repo. Just make sure your new bed has a nearby electrical outlet and a decent internet connection so you can continue enjoying your new games at your leisure!
So act fast, gamers, not because this deal is going anywhere, but because every minute you spend on something else is wasted time not playing video games, the best deal on the green Earth of God!
Happy shopping and happy gaming!
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